Tuesday, October 09, 2007


Ulti hilarious forward :D


Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make up.
I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about the make up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.
He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Mrs. Sheila Usk


Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps.



Blogger Bastet said...

Lol ! Yes yes .. And, guess how a woman's reply would be? "Oh my poor dear, I can understand how difficult it must have been... " etc etc :D Truly Men are frm Mars n women .... :D

10:13 am  
Blogger Tallur said...

Dear MaMu,

I hope you can help me here. You mentioned this forward is 'ulti hilarious'. I get the hilarious part. Please elaborate on the 'ulti' thing. :)

12:41 pm  
Blogger MM said...

@ tallur
Baab, IITB se hokar 'ulti' ka matlab nahi jaanta! :O
'Ulti' as in 'ultimate' n not the Hindi version :P

2:00 pm  
Blogger Tallur said...

Kya MaMu! Of course I know what ulti means... I just meant I wasn't able to associate it with this post ;) Anyway that was meant to be a joke-where-i-pull-your-leg; but u didn't fall for it (intentionally/unintentionally)... :P

7:38 pm  
Blogger nissim said...

MaMu!! I wish I was a paper reviewer so I could reject your paper for not citing sources properly.
I FWDED that email to her.
Hope ur electric engine does not have any such problems...coz there ain't ONE SINGLE electrical engineer who could answer in such detail.
Maybe u will have to write to Walter.

10:10 pm  
Anonymous kpowerinfinity said...

:))) this was hilarious!

9:40 pm  
Blogger Shashank Shanbhag said...

Laughed my guts out on this one..!! Hehe

2:48 pm  

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