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Friday, August 24, 2007

In continuum

This pic (an IITian's brainchild, I'm sure :)) I stole from someone's Orkut album. It goes well with what I had written earlier. I liked the way one of Bollywood's most popular dialogues has been modified to bring out the sorry plight of students today. 


And here's an e-mail forward that portrays the true situation that prevails in India...


First, the Old Version...
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

And now, the Modern Version...
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house.
Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other grasshoppers demanding that grasshoppers be located to warmer climates during winter.
Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the grasshopper.
The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .
Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for "Bharat Bandh" in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry. CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among ants and grasshoppers.
Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the winter.
Arjun Singh makes Special Reservation for Grass Hopper in educational Insititutions & in Govt Services.

The ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV.

Arundhati Roy calls it "a triumph of justice".
Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice'.
CPM calls it the 'revolutionary resurgence of the downtrodden'.
Koffi Annan invites the grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.


MANY YEARS LATER...

The ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi billion dollar company in Silicon Valley.
In India, hundreds of grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation...


Once again, I say that I've nothing against the people from the so-called 'non-creamy' strata of society, it's the way in which they want to be 'uplifted' that makes me pity them. Rather than seek political favours, I strongly feel they should make efforts to come up as achievers by working hard and seeking help from the right kind of people and organisations. Why only them, we all must learn to be independent and self sufficient and must give back to the soil that has made us what we are toaday. The government only makes plans, the media only creates a hype around any story it can lay it's hands on; finally, it's left to the individual to 'uplift' himself. Each one of us must make realistic plans and see that they are properly implemented and achieved within a set period of time. Only then can our nation truly progress and all people can live happily without any 'reservation'.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Mummyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Wishing The Bestest Amma in the Universe a Very Very Happy Birthday!  Love U Ma :) Tugalichi, Mi


Friday, August 17, 2007

Love's In The Air

What a wonderful thing LOVE is - pure, unselfish, unconditional. The only thing in the world which floods our feelings with endless happiness, brings a sweet smile and a warm glow on our face. The one thing in which we drown and lose ourselves entirely, and yet, be completely content. Be it a mother's love for her child or a friend's love for a friend, it never fails to bring on a warm feeling of belongingness, protectiveness and positivity with it. I think I've fallen for 'love' completely! I've fallen in love with the beautiful life the good Lord has bestowed upon me - I can see the wonderful creatures He has made, hear their chirping, walk through a flower-filled tree-lined avenue, talk to others about the joys I've experienced and, of course, I am indeed fortunate to have the best Mom in the whole wide world and some really close friends who have and will always be there for me. God must love me SO much! I cannot thank Him enough! Dear God, bless us all and make us the instruments to spread Your divine love in this world. Let everyone's story have a happy ending and may we all live happily ever after.
It's Rocking! Yaara Kabhi Ishq to Karo! :)

Friday, August 03, 2007

Traffic Signal

This blogpost is dedicated to MaMu's first misadventure on the roads of Bengaluru, and to a friend's recently-sold Hero Honda Passion, a bike on whose pillion only beautiful (mind you, 'beautiful' and not 'pretty' :P) girls were allowed to sit.

Innovation at its best! Here's how people the world over mislead the traffic cops...

How men wish for such a custom-made seatbelt for their wives/ girl friends/ mothers/ sisters/ aunts... basically, for the entire womankind that does all the back-seat driving ;)


But my advice to all drivers, be it of two-, three-, four- or more wheelers, PLEASE DRIVE CAREFULLY, 'cause there is someone waiting for you to reach home safely; and such is the case for those on the roads without vehicles too. Please pay heed to the Pyaar Ka Signal as well. Not everyone is as lucky as Lord Ganesha.

And for those who drive rashly, do not obey traffic rules and for those who drink and drive, this is precisely the fate that awaits you... 

Truly for such people, "Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear", especially the one in the picture above.
(The last two images won a special mention under the 'Road Safety' category at the UNICEF Best Advertisements awards)